Why “The Princess Bride” Will Get You Laid

“This movie makes every girl ready to jump into bed” There are some movies that are exciting, and girls like to grab your hand and sit on the edge of their seat. Some movies are scary, and they’re great for having your girl hide under your arm. Some movies are sad, and you’ll love the way your date cries into your shoulder or chest. And then there are some movies that are just GUARANTEED to get you laid. No, it’s not porn. It’s not even a sexy movie, but we’ve never talked to a guy that hasn’t gotten laid with this film. If you put this movie on and watch it with your girlfriend, whether she’s someone you’ve known forever or an affair you just met on a dating site, you WILL get laid. There’s something about “The Princess Bride” that just makes every girl ready to jump into bed, and even if we’re not sure why, we’re sure as hell going to take advantage of it! Every Girl Already Knows It One of the biggest problems about watching a movie with a girl on a date is that you and your date are focusing on what’s happening in the movie instead of paying attention to each other. We’ve yet…

Why Women Think Cooking is Sexy

There are a lot of reasons why a lady thinks a chef in the kitchen is smoking hot. Cooking has always been such a traditional thing for a married lady that there’s no reason not to think that it’s sexy for a guy to do it instead, but some ladies really just want to be pampered for a change! A guy that can cook is a provider, and every woman wants to be provided for in some way, no matter what she says. Spoil her in the kitchen, and there’s a good chance she’s going to start throwing herself into your bed. The Chance For In-Home Romantic Meals A woman loves a man that can cook because it’s like having a personal chef. She wants a man that can whip up a romantic dinner right there in her own home (or his) and spoil her from head to do without ever having to leave. If a man can do that, there’s a good chance she’s going to ask him to take her right there on the kitchen table before dessert is even served. This works especially well if you know all of her favorites and can cook them just the way she likes. Seriously, women are going to crazy for…

Why Women Read Romance Novels

“She wants to feel sexy” Romance novels are one of the most baffling things that exist to most guys, and for good reason. The covers alone tell most guys everything they need to know. They’re ridiculous, and they always look pretty much the same, with some dude with weird hair standing on the cover with a bare-ass chest and huge muscles clutching a woman who acts like she can’t stand up on her own. So why the hell do women read these brainless things? They can’t think that they’re GOOD-we know too many smart women to think that they’d really be taken in by something like that. We’ve all read about the crap they put out in stuff like “50 Shades of Gray,” and how they have all these creepy weird lines about inner goddesses and puckered love caves. Why do women like this trash? They Like to Feel Sexy Quite simply, romance novels make women feel sexy. Any woman who’s not currently experiencing a whirlwind romance likes to think of the feeling of that first moment in a relationship-but like with every kind of entertainment, it has to be MORE somehow. You wouldn’t like porn with real life-sized junk and unshaved models as much as you do the stuff…

Why She Doesn’t Want to Have Sex (Even If She’s Into You)

“She might be suffering from menstrual problems” We’ve all been there. Things are going great with a girl. It might be your first date, it might be your third, but you’re pretty sure that things are going amazing and you’re going to hook up. She even tells you that she’s into you. Then out of the blue, she tells you that she’s NOT planning on having sex with you tonight. Worse, maybe she lets you walk her home, then turns you away at the front door with no more than

Why Handmade Gifts Are Better

“She appreciates your efforts” It often seems as if there are is no shortage of holidays for which gift giving is obnoxiously mandatory. While it can be fun to occasionally splurge on the woman you’re dating, it can also get old very quickly when you don’t know how to shop for her, what she wants, what she needs, and what she hates. If you’re having an affair, you have to be discreet yet sweet. If you’re hooking up, you have to make sure she knows you remembered her, but you won’t be expecting anything in return. The line can be very hard to straddle. Fortunately, giving a handmade gift is a quick and easy way to show your girl that you’re a keeper, and has some great benefits for you. It Shows You Care “The best way to make her feel special” The fact that you took the time to make her something says more than if you’d bought her something you can’t afford. Girls eat crap like that up. Even if it’s something bad, you at least put the time into it, and with the season of giving, it really is the thought that counts. No, seriously. Girls hate being the only ones that put effort and thought into…

Why Getting Your Date Drunk Is A Bad Idea

It might seem like a good idea to get your newest married hookup a little bit sloshed before the night is over. There are a lot of reasons why this is a dumb idea, though, and you need to consider all of your options before you let her drink herself into oblivion. It doesn’t matter if it’s a little alcohol or a lot; there is a lot wrong with getting her drunk and wanting to take her home afterwards, and not only will you regret it in the morning, but she will, too. Just think twice before you let it happen! Being Drunk Isn’t Consent When a lady is drunk, she can’t consent–that’s the thing and the main reason why getting her drunk when the two of you want to hookup is a really, really bad idea. If she’s just drinking a little to take the edge off, that’s one thing. If she’s sloshed out of her mind and toppling over, then there isn’t much you can do other than help her get a cab home. For her to be drunk is the ultimate destructor of an evening, and though a lot of guys seem to think it makes things a lot easier, you’re actually setting yourself up for a…

Why Getting Her A Pet Is A Bad Idea

There are a lot of different presents you can get the hot lady you met on an online dating affair site. One of the worst options you can go for, however, is any kind of pet. It doesn’t matter how much she begs for that fluffy dog, it just isn’t a good idea on about a dozen levels! First of all, it definitely isn’t a discreet gift idea, and second of all, she may or may not realize exactly how much work goes into that pet. Pets aren’t ornaments and they don’t make good surprise gifts, either, so think twice (maybe three times) before you actually give in and buy her a pet as a present. They Are Living Things Pets are living, breathing things, and a lot of people seem to forget that. The fact of the matter is that a lot of people try and treat them as furniture, especially if they match it. That really doesn’t need to happen at all, because pets aren’t mean to be ornaments or decorations. If your girl wants a fluffy white dog to parade around and have people ooh and ahh over it, then she definitely doesn’t need it. Dogs are a lot of work, and they require a lot of…

Why An Expensive Restaurant Is A Bad Idea

There are a lot of places you can take your new girlfriend on for a first date. When it comes to taking her to a restaurant, however, you need to not pull out all the stops at first. Taking her to a really expensive place is a bad idea on about twenty levels, and there are some pretty obvious reasons why it just won’t set a good precedent for the rest of your relationship. It doesn’t matter if you want to get off to a head start that her husband just isn’t doing for her; don’t take her out to a restaurant that costs a ton of money right off the bat! It Sets An Unrealistic Precedent The thing about taking her out to a really expensive restaurant at the start of it all is that she’s going to expect that from here on out. You’re not made of money. Even if you are, an expensive restaurant is too obvious, and is going to attract a lot of attention if you two start hitting them up all the time. It costs a lot of money that you don’t want to throw away on a woman nonstop, and even if you did–again, it’s just too damn obvious! You’re going to have…

What To Get Her On Her Birthday

It’s not hard to get a woman a few nice gifts, especially on her birthday. The key here, though, is to stay subtle and stay smart, or else her husband is going to start to get ideas about whether or not she’s having an affair while married. Whatever the case, you should be able to find her a gift that works for her, the situation, and all of her interests while still really doing something special. Women know what they want, so you need to ask her what she’s really looking forward to and go for it! A Gift Certificate To Her Favorite Store Every woman has a favorite place that they love to shop, whether it’s the iTunes store or Hot Topic, for all we know. You need to ask her where she’d love to go shopping, and then spoil her with a gift certificate that will let her get everything she wants in one trip. This takes a lot of the effort out of the equation for you while also making it a much more subtle gift that her husband can’t trace very easily. It’s pretty easy for her to say that her friends got it for her when it isn’t a sparkly diamond ring. Seriously, just ask…

What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day

It’s hard to gift the married woman that you met on an online married dating site something for Valentine’s Day. The problem is usually that it will be too obvious, and the key to dating when you’re married is to be discreet and keep it that way! You also don’t want to be cheesy and fall into the same trap that everyone does for Valentine’s Day, so keep this sort of thing in mind when you’re shopping for her present. While chocolates are fun, they don’t last, so get her something that she will really remember by asking her what she’s actually into! Something For Her Garden Maybe she’s an avid gardener or would like to learn how to be one, and so a gift to get her started would be a great way to give her that head start. There’s also a lot to be said about giving her something that will actually help her cultivate flowers instead of giving her that old-fashioned bouquet of roses that everyone is going to raise an eyebrow at, anyway. A book about gardening, a few live flowers to plant in there, a cute pair of gardening gloves or some tools–these are the sorts of gifts that can be personal, cute, and discreet,…

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