It’s probably not that often that you get to go over to her place, especially if she’s married. That’s the difficult of dating a married woman –her husband might be home, her kids might be home, and it’s just hard to work around their schedules and really make it work. That being said, if you do finally get to go over there and have a tour of her bedroom, there are some rules of etiquette that you should really think about following. It’s just not good to take advantage of your girlfriend’s home, especially when you don’t want her husband to find out about you later!
Don’t Leave Your Stuff Lying Around
First of all, it makes you seem like a slob. She’s not going to bring you over again if you treat her house like a bachelor’s pad, nor should she feel the need to. Another problem about slinging your stuff around and generally being gross about is that there is always the chance you’re going to forget something. Keep everything collected to your overnight bag, and that’s going to save you and your girlfriend a lot of stress later. You don’t want her husband to come home the next day and find one of your shirts left there lying on the ground. He’s going to have a lot of questions for her, and it’s not going to be anything that she wants to answer, especially because it’s all your fault for being a slob!
Don’t Raid The Kitchen
Dudes get hungry, especially after sex. That doesn’t give you the right to prance into her kitchen–unless she says so–and raid the fridge. While it might seem cute in the movies for you to waltz down there in nothing but a towel, it’s not going to be so cute when her dog starts barking and wakes up the neighbors, or worse still, if her husband comes home unexpectedly and finds you there. If you’re hungry, mention it, and at the very least, the two of you can get dressed and go down there to find a snack. Just be smart and keep your clothes on more often than not.
Don’t Leave A Mess In The Bathroom
If you need to shave, clean up after yourself. If you need to take a shower, make sure you’re not leaving all your toiletries lying around after you’ve done it. Fold your towel or hang it up, and for god’s sake man, don’t use her husband’s bathrobe! The worst thing that could happen is that he comes home and sees it’s been used, and definitely not by his wife, judging by the smell of cologne that he gets off of it.
Seriously, though; there are a lot of things you shouldn’t do at her house, or anyone’s house, for that matter. Because it’s the house of the woman you’re having an affair with, you need to be that much more careful. Don’t be dumb, be courteous, and have a good time without being stupid about it in general!