If you go to any married dating site or affair site online, they’ll tell you that the best place and time to hook up is on a business trip. It’s discreet, it’s easy, you don’t have to make up an alibi, and you’re guaranteed not to have to deal with this girl later.
That’s all well and good, but what about those of us who don’t travel for business? Is there no safe way to hook up discreetly if you’re not some kind of international jetsetter? Fortunately, yes, there are ways to hook up safely even if you’re earthbound. Some of the best ways we’ve found are actually pretty simple.
Date in the Next Town Over
If you’re using a dating site, you can set your location filter to wherever you want. It doesn’t have to be the place you’re actually living. One way to be MUCH safer about your dating while married is by choosing the next town over to hook up in with your new lady friend. You run a much smaller risk of meeting anyone that you or she knows, and you’re don’t have to worry about ruining the haunt you take her to if the date doesn’t go well. Make sure you can afford the gas mileage!
Date under an Assumed Name
“Don’t use your real name on your dating profile”
One of the biggest ways guys get caught is by dating under their own name. If there are any private investigators looking for you, you can wind up on the wrong side of some pretty serious extortion if they find out who you really are. In order to keep dating safely, try using an assumed name. Choose a new last name, and either your real first name or one that’s close, or a nickname. You don’t want to run the risk of having your new date call your name and seeing you never even blink in response.
Date a Married Woman
“Go for it”
This one seems crazy at first-if you’re already running the risk of getting caught, why would you double it by dating someone else who’s also trying not to get caught? However, when you think about it, dating a married woman is one of the best ways to avoid getting caught cheating. A married woman has as much to lose as you do, and she’s going to be just as diligent about secrecy. That means you don’t have to worry about her calling you at strange hours or trying to find your actual home, the way you might have to worry about those kinds of things with a single girl who gets clingy.
Whatever you do, you must make sure that you can safely hook up, or you’re running the very real risk of being found out and losing your current life. Act normally around your wife, and she’ll never suspect that you’re stepping out-and if you follow these tips, no one else will find out about your little extracurricular activities and report them to your wife, either.