“This movie makes every girl ready to jump into bed”
There are some movies that are exciting, and girls like to grab your hand and sit on the edge of their seat. Some movies are scary, and they’re great for having your girl hide under your arm. Some movies are sad, and you’ll love the way your date cries into your shoulder or chest. And then there are some movies that are just GUARANTEED to get you laid.
No, it’s not porn. It’s not even a sexy movie, but we’ve never talked to a guy that hasn’t gotten laid with this film. If you put this movie on and watch it with your girlfriend, whether she’s someone you’ve known forever or an affair you just met on a dating site, you WILL get laid. There’s something about “The Princess Bride” that just makes every girl ready to jump into bed, and even if we’re not sure why, we’re sure as hell going to take advantage of it!
Every Girl Already Knows It
One of the biggest problems about watching a movie with a girl on a date is that you and your date are focusing on what’s happening in the movie instead of paying attention to each other. We’ve yet to meet a girl who can’t quote at least most of “The Princess Bride,” and we doubt we ever will. This is a classic that pretty much every girl knows, and they are usually pretty cool about skipping some of the movie to make out. Don’t worry, she’ll definitely let you know when her favorite part is on. At that point, shut up and let her watch the movie for two minutes. She’ll be back. Laugh at the jokes too, or she’ll get annoyed.
There Are Lots of Hot Guys
“Seeing hot men puts women in the mood for sex”
Seeing hot girls puts guys into the mood for love. Fortunately, seeing a lot of hot guys (even if we have no idea why they’re hot) puts girls into the mood for the same. There are a bunch of different kinds of hot guys in this movie as well, so no matter what she’s into, she’ll be able to find some eye candy to get her totally in the mood. Whether she’s into the darkly handsome Wesley, the determination of the Spanish dude, or…yeah, we forgot the other characters, but the point is that your girlfriend hasn’t, and she thinks they’re hot.
It Leads Into Great Roleplay
If you can’t do any of the accents that the guys do in this movie, LEARN. Seriously, being able to say “As you wish” in her ear in a perfect imitation of Cary Elwes’s accent is guaranteed to make her melt. If you can’t do that, you can probably at least do the whole, “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya,” etcetera.
Look, we don’t know why this works. We know it’s campy and kitschy and doesn’t make any sense. We’re just passing on the advice we’ve learned. If you don’t want to get laid, that’s your own issue. This will work.