Review of TheAffairSite.com: Why We Didn’t Rank TheAffairSite.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

Sometimes, you can judge a book by it’s cover. Basically, everything you need to know about the way TheAffairSite.com works is in the name: it is unoriginal, it’s unimaginative, it’s boring, and it totally turns us off. Most of the “features” on this site are about as awesome as the name of this site, and we’re just annoyed that ANYONE thinks this is a good site where they can start an affair. We’d like to get people to STOP using TheAffairSite.com, and hopefully this review will do the trick. So, why are we fed up with TheAffairSite.com before we even start? Let’s take a closer look about everything this site does wrong. There’s nothing of worth on TheAffairSite.com. We kind of expected that from the first moment we signed on and saw just how little effort had been put into this website. However, what we didn’t expect was for the site to be so GLOOMY. For some reason, a huge point of TheAffairSite.com is trying to get you to not have affairs. We know, it sounds crazy! Most people skip the small text at the bottom of the landing page of any webpage they go to. We don’t. We know that what a company puts on the landing page is…

Review of DatingAffair.com: Why We Didn’t Rank DatingAffair.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

DatingAffair.com is one of the most useless and broken sites we’ve ever been to, bar none. This site is absolutely worthless to anyone who wants to have an affair. It does the most basic things completely wrong. The whole site is built wrong, like it has no idea how a dating or affair site is supposed to work and never bothered to ask the right way to do it. DatingAffair.com is full of men, empty of women, broken to the point of being unusable, and totally full of crap. So, what happened to make us HATE DatingAffair.com so much? Let’s take a closer look at one of the worst sites we’ve ever used and discover why it’s awful together. You can tell from the second you click on DatingAffair.com who their target audience is. This site is made for men. As men, that worries us. We want our sites to be made for women, so that hot women will join them in hopes of having a relationship with some men. You know, common sense. The second you get to DatingAffair.com, all you see is ass and titties, ass and titties, titties and ass. There is absolutely NOTHING here for women-and we’re pretty sure that if we were women, we’d be…

Review of JustHookup.com: Why We Didn’t Rank JustHookup.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

Before you pay money to join JustHookup.com, see if there are any Whiny Bitch support groups in your area. These are groups full of guys who like to wail about being Friendzoned, guys who are constantly moaning about how women don’t like Nice Guys, and guys who won’t give a girl the time of day unless she’s buck-naked and holding a sandwich. If you can find one that’s free, just go to that group and listen to this bunch of delusional manchildren whine. That’s the EXACT same experience you’ll get from JustHookup.com, and you won’t have to pay for the crappy website when you do. Are we being too harsh on JustHookup.com? Are there reasons we dislike it so much? Let’s take a closer look at this website and what we did and didn’t like about it. As you may already have guessed, there are absolutely no women on JustHookup.com. Seriously, we spent three months on this website and we have yet to see conclusive proof that a single woman actually exists on there. This site is 100 percent male, and all of these guys are constantly WHINING about their stupid lives. If we wanted to hang out with mopey dudes, we’d go to a sports bar and chat up…

Review of LonelyHouseWives.com: Why We Didn’t Rank LonelyHouseWives.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

We’re not saying that there are NO lonely housewives who sit around thinking about how much they really want to hook up with guys. We’re just saying that if it DOES happen, it sure as hell doesn’t happen on a crappy, creepy website like LonelyHouseWives.com. This site thinks it has a niche, and wants to let you know all about it. In fact, it seems to think that no one is going to question the fact that these women are all apparently gathering on one website where they can scope out dudes who are horny for some married lady action. Hey, we understand. If we didn’t want to hook up with married women, we wouldn’t have been doing a LonelyHouseWives review in the first place, now would we? None of that is the problem. The problem is that the site totally doesn’t deliver on anything it promises. This site says it’ll hook you up with some hot lonely and desperate housewives, but it doesn’t make any guarantees, and for good reason-the website is terrible! This site will not get you laid. With that said, let’s take a closer look at LonelyHouseWives.com, and see why we’re avoiding it at all costs. Now, we’re not one to judge most books by their…

Review of LikeToCheat.com: Why We Didn’t Rank LikeToCheat.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

Aside from laying claim to having one of the WORST names in any dating site history, LikeToCheat.com doesn’t have a lot of other claims to fame going for it in any regard. We’re actually not sure exactly what happened to LikeToCheat.com. This is a terrible site, sure, but it’s different from other bad sites. It actually feels, looking at it and trying to hook up on this site, like it used to be a good site that something really bad happened to. We saw a LOT of profiles on this site, but all of them were inactive. If the site was going to try and scam us out of money, why not just have the profiles say that they were active? This is kind of a confusing website, and we had NO luck on LikeToCheat.com. If you did, we’re shocked, because there really aren’t any women. (There are a lot of men, though, but if you’re not trying to date a married woman, why are you on this site? Go to another site if you’re looking to meet a bunch of men. We don’t judge, but we’re not here to tell you how to have a gay hookup either.) So, what makes LikeToCheat.com such a complete and utter failure of…

Review of Ihookup.Com: Why We Didn’t Rank Ihookup.Com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

We joined iHookup.com looking for the hot date based on “chemistry” that it promised us. Instead, we just got the sound of crickets chirping. There aren’t many women on iHookup.com. Worse still, the site is REALLY not safe to use if you’re a married man, and presumably if you’re a single man as well. Between the lack of being able to get a date and the total lack of safety, it’s easy to see why we’re not putting iHookup.com on any best review list. If you’re still not convinced, let’s take a look at what makes us want to avoid this website at all costs. We were NOT optimistic when we showed up to iHookup.com. Call us crazy, but we think that a website for hooking up with should be at least a little bit SEXY. iHookup.com doesn’t look sexy at all. The site talks a lot about science (but nothing actually that makes sense), and everything is gray and pale blue and white in big boxy colors. Basically, it looks like the design template that it is. This could easily be done in twenty minutes on WordPress, and that’s exactly what it looks like has been done here. iHookup.com claims to be all about Chemsitry and Science, but there’s…

Review of UpForIt.com: Why We Didn’t Rank UpForIt.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

UpForIt.com is a site that we almost feel sorry for. The people who run this site obviously have no idea what they’re doing. The site is so poorly-run it feels like no one is in charge at all, which may or may not account for some of the frankly loony things we’ve found on their pages in the print. For example, they post (without any source) that “54 percent of women put on their sexiest lingerie to chat with guys online.” We have actually run that choice tidbit by a bunch of actual women (which you may recognize as an actual method of researching), and they laughed in our faces at the idea. That’s just one example of the kind of weird crap UpForIt.com will just say out of the blue. There’s a LOT more reasons that UpForIt.com is NOT worth your time or your money. So, let’s dive in to these reasons with our picks for the WORST married dating site of them all, UpForIt.com, and see what makes it a terrible place to spend your time and money. We’re not lying when we say that it feels like no one is actually in charge of UpForIt.com. This site is full of scam artists. We can’t say that it’s…

Review of BeNaughty.com: Why We Didn’t Rank BeNaughty.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

This is one review we were actually pretty excited to put together. Not because BeNaughty.com is any good-no, this is a terrible website and you should never go there if you value your sanity OR if you want to actually meet women. We were excited to write this because finally, someone will know what we’re talking about when we say just how BAD this site is. Also, we’re pretty excited to rip it to pieces and ruin it like it tried to do to our wallets and our sanity during our BeNaughty review. Why are we so up in arms against this stupid site? Is there a reason we hate it so much? Let’s look deeper at BeNaughty.com and why we think it’s one of the worst sites that’s ever been created. At first glance, BeNaughty.com looks like a normal, even a GOOD married dating website. It doesn’t have a white background with thumbnails of women, and it doesn’t try to make you think it’s matching you based on an obviously fake sorting algorithm. We were pretty excited…until we scrolled down. “Don’t miss fun and flirty steamy chat tonight!” Uh, what? “Enjoy naughty chat right away with no serious intent for steamy fun!” BeNaughty.com, what are you trying to say?…

Review of MarriedCafe.com: Why We Didn’t Rank MarriedCafe.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

MarriedCafe.com is one of the most BROKEN, sad websites we’ve ever seen for dating married people. Hell, it’s one of the saddest websites we’ve ever seen period, and we’ve seen kind of a lot of Russian porn. Annoyingly, it’s hard to even talk about MarriedCafe.com, because the site is completely broken. You might get it on a good week, but don’t think for a minute that this good week will last. We also couldn’t find a single date on here, which is one of the biggest things condemning this website to website hell, as far as we’re concerned. We’re pretty freaking good at getting laid, so any website that can’t keep up with our natural charm and charisma (not to mention our guides and tactics to dating married women) is in serious need of a rehaul. So, why do we just HATE MarriedCafe.com for married dating? Let’s take a closer look with our MarriedCafe review. We’ve been looking around married dating sites for a pretty long time, and very little phases us anymore. For example, when we don’t get dates on a married dating site, we kind of take it in stride. Yes, it’s annoying, but we’re used to scam sites and spam sites, and sites that get taken down…

Review of AttachedPeople.com: Why We Didn’t Rank AttachedPeople.com As One Of Our Top Married Dating Sites

The problem with AttachedPeople.com isn’t the absolutely horrifyingly bad name (although it does inspire certain thoughts that will haunt our nightmares for weeks, thanks). The problem with AttachedPeople.com isn’t the interface, although it’s incredibly bad and difficult to use. The problem with AttachedPeople.com is the fact that there aren’t any women who want to get down. This is a site full of women who are just fake profiles. In fact, they’re so obviously not real, we’re going to call them “women” for the sake of the rest of this AttachedPeople review. These “women” are such obvious fakes it looks like they were implanted in Mexico. These “women” are so far from real, they’re sponsored by Botox. These “women”….yeah, you get the picture. Basically, AttachedPeople.com is just a giant waste of your time and money. And for being such a fake site, AttachedPeople.com sure does cost a hell of a lot of money! So, are you convinced? Or do we need to tell you more about why you should NEVER waste a second on AttachedPeople.com? Let’s take a closer look at this terrible website and what makes it so bad. The “women” on AttachedPeople.com are just fake. NONE of them are actually going to get down with you, because none of…

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